Essays

Train Me or Someone Else Will
by Earl Bergland, 2013

My answers to this test indicates my I.Q. and my honesty.

1. My answers to this test indicates my I.Q. and my honesty.
2. T. or F. I am trained (influenced) every day.
3. T. or F. I know how well my training system (T.S.) works.
4. T. or F. My T.S. gets the results best for me.
5. T. or F. My T.S. lacks creativity.
6. T. or F. Being aware of other training systems is motivating.
7. T. or F. I am aware of my T.S. 24-7.
8. T. or F. I use a mirror to help me perfect my T.S.
9. T. or F. My posture is an important part of my T.S.
10. T. or F. My voice is an important part of my T.S.
11. T. or F. I am not aware of the link between my attitude and my success.
12. T. or F. I am more difficult to train than others.
13. T. or F. Training myself is tough and tricky. Everybody training somebody. Don’t miss the fun!
14. T. or F. I go along and get along. Not my problem, really! If the boat sinks, goodby.
15. T. or F. People do not train me the way I want to be trained.
16. T. or F. My training radar is very sensitive to other T.S.
17. T. or F. Training others is fun once I understood the program.
18. T. or F. It is a must to understand the other person’s training system.
19. T. or F. Hey Dude, I have a T.S. detective badge.
20. T. or F. If y’all ain’t trainin ya not livin.
21. T. or F. To be more effective, I had a psychologist give me advice about my T.S.
22. T. or F. I picked three different personality types of friends for my amateur T.S. exercise.
23. T. or F. I have problems getting people to accept my T.S.
24. T. or F. Should I tell others about their T.S.?
25. T. or F. April first is the best day to start a T.S.
26. T. or F. Corporations have trained me to do impulse buying.
27. T. or F. I belong to an impulse buying therapy group.
28. T. or F. Understanding T.S. is a high voltage power trip.
29. T. or F. My impulse buying is more important than my credit rating.
30. T. or F. I need to follow a credit rating T.S.
31. T. or F. Junk food impulse buying crashes my T.S.
32. T. or F. Computer games, texting and Facebook are not part of my T.S.
33. T. or F. It is so stupid to think carefully before doing impulsive things.
34. T. or F. I have a foolproof impulse warning beeper programed into my T.S.
35. T. or F. My culture is a T.S. The best workable T.S. is built on trust.
36. T. or F. I have improved my parents, teachers and friends T.S.
37. T. or F. I understand how my T.S. works on myself and others.
38. T. or F. My T.S. is brilliant a ten. My smile gives them fuzzes every time.
39. T. or F. T.S. works best with positive speech and positive behavior.